While I feel this photo says it all, let me spell it out for you in five easy steps!
- I am a high functioning introvert which means I can be the most charming, charismatic guy in any social situation, but I can't be arsed. As a result, I spend most of my time soloing with my dog(s) and the only woman I could find (after 30+ years of searching) who could put up with me. Now mit baby!
- I am a long-time gaming addict who cut his teeth on Pong, Intellivision, Atari, and the C-64. Yes, I played D&D too but we won't ever speak of it again.
- I like fine wine, good Scotch, nice ale, and a variety of musical genres. Preferably all four whilst playing games.
- I have traveled. A lot. Last I bothered to count I have lived in over 40 homes across five countries including Canada, The U.S.A., Belize, Ireland, and Scotland. No, I am not a fugitive.
- The photo above is not a body double. That is my actual ass that you are now going to feel compelled to look at.