...and you thought I was kidding when I said I was going to turn this into a game.
As of this morning I have taken the lead thanks to a parasytic bloodsucker who attached itself to my back sometime yesterday. The scores, because I know you care, are as follows:
The Duchess of Dumb: 2
She Who Will Be Named Later: 0
The Sultan of Smart: 0
Rest assured I shall keep you posted of any, and all updates.